A day in the life…

It was a stupid thing. It was an accident. It was a stupid accident.

I have a way of eating bread. Instead of stuffing them into my mouth (or the usual biting and chewing) I tear a small piece from the bread and then stuff it in my mouth.

During my regular breakfast ritual (re: tearing the bread, etc.), the headline of today’s newspaper caught my eye. So I started reading.

And then I bit my middle finger, which was in the act of putting that little piece of bread into my mouth.

I dunno what happened. I guess my teeth got all excited at the sight of food. I ended up squirming in pain, laughing at a funny moment and wondering what the heck just happened… all at the same time.

My finger bled, and now I’m having a bit of a hard time using the keyboard.

Lesson learned: Never do two things at the same time if you’re not made to do multitasking. You’re bound to hurt yourself in the process.